World’s Worst Landlord
Posted by editor at 12:18 pm in decline of civilization

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I  don’t know about you, but if I were Ed McMahon and about to default on a mortgage, and Donald Trump offered to buy my house and lease it back to me, I’d squeal in terror and run:

 ”I don’t know the man, but I grew up watching him on TV,” Trump said in an exclusive interview with The Times.

McMahon, 85, was facing foreclosure within two weeks on his Beverly Hills home of 18 years. The aging television icon, who was Johnny Carson’s sidekick for three decades, defaulted on $4.8 million in mortgage loans with Countrywide Financial Corp. He said in interviews that he was unable to work because of a neck injury that occurred about 18 months ago.

Run, Ed! Run! Move to the valleys with the rest of us riff-raff, and don’t let Donald own your soul! And, frankly, I think this may be God’s way of saying you can’t afford to live in Beverly Hills, and that’s okay.

And, I’m afraid this art is the best I can do for Donald Trump.

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