A Spokesman for Everyone!
Posted by editor at 1:32 pm in workplace spirituality

This cracks me up. Does everyone have a spokeperson?

We just saw a big ship,” the pirates’ spokesman, Sugule Ali, told The New York Times. “So we stopped it.”

I guess so. You can read more about the Somali pirates here, but needless to say, they are real pirates, they are dangerous, and they may not look like Johnny Depp.

A Spokesman for Everyone! has 4 Comments

  1. And how does one put that on one’s resume? Does the pirate group have a specific identifier or would you just say
    “Spokesman, Pirate Group Operating Off the Coast of Somalia. 2006-Present
    Accomplishments: Hijacked big-ass ship loaded with tanks”

  2. I wonder if the pirate spokesperson is a friend of the families of one of the pirates. Seriously. This just boggles my mind.

  3. Next I expect Islamic terrorists to have spokespersons.

  4. I’m pretty sure they already do!

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