Today in WWN: Discrimination in the Workplace
If you are craving White Castle after the walk-in area has closed for the night, and you are handicapped, do not try to use the drive-in with your motorized scooter. It’s not a licensed vehicle and you won’t be served. On the other hand I am pretty sure you can get a ticket for DUI. (And, I might note, given the excessive greasiness of White Castle slyders, they might just be doing you a favor anyway.)
Meanwhile, if you are missing an arm, don’t go to Burger King, because they won’t cut your hamburger in half for you. Because it’s a liability issue of course. (This has got to be the most pathetic excuse ever, by the way.)
Here’s a brief story about a taco truck believed to be the target of a hate crime as it was burned down by molotov cocktails.
And finally, a councilman is angered by a hot dog stand that hires convicts. Because it seems “Misdemeanor Weiners” don’t strike him as funny.
Oh god I’m so hungry.
June 22nd, 2009 at 4:08 pm
I’m pretty sure one of the signs of late pregnancy is that mentioning extremely gross foods still provokes hunger….
June 22nd, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Well, we ended up with pizza. But that’s mostly because our regular pizza place has started sucking a lot, and we need to find a good one before my parents descend upon us, lest they be underwhelmed by NY pizza and go home and talk smack about it.
Though, I don’t think all street tacos are bad things. White Castle on the other hand…
June 22nd, 2009 at 5:39 pm
No, no, the taco truck is good. White castle, burgers, and hot dogs are not so virtuous.